EXCUSE ME MISS !!...hello...excuse me...YOU SEEM TO HAVE A BIG KINDA GREY MOTH ON YOUR BACK & PLASTER CASTS ON YOUR WRISTS...DOES IT HURT.? ..I HOPE SO
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THAT WAS THE BEST FART I'VE EVER HAD...NEARLY BLEW MY SWEATER OFF..A REAL CRACKER OF A RED HOT SHIRT LIFTER I'D SAY
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FUGGING BRILLIANT IDEA SHARON ...I'LL KNIT THE SLEEVES & YOU KNIT THE REST
SORRY SANDRA !!! i didnt know you were using blue for the sleeves
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As he whispered softly in her ear "you fugging bitch, you said it was a stand in job for Pierce Brosnan, not readers wives for the over 80's" ************************************************************
Yep ..I'm guilty of stepping out of my wet knickers when no ones looking as well , usually at bus stops, but not whilst wrapped in an army camouflage blanket knitted by the Royal British Legion's (nothing better to do) widows club
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